Jedi Skills (I'm great at)

Strategy & Project Management
PHP & MySQL Development
Javascript / AJAX Development
CSS & (X)HTML

Ninja Skills (I'm good at)

Design / Photoshop & Illustrator
Flash & Actionscript
Client interaction / presentation
Object-oriented programming
Windows Server Management (IIS)
E-commerce Integration (Paypal, etc.)
Wordpress, Drupal, Joomla Hacking
Social Media Marketing

Grasshopper Skills (I can do)

ASP.Net Development
Palm WebOS & Google Android Development
Memcached / High Traffic Scaling
Linux Server Management (Apache)
Writing / Blogging